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I saw a chickpea once.

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I had the grand opening of my 5 star restaurant yesterday and to my surprise one of the biggest food critics in the world attended and later kindly said that I put the "ooh" in food.

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You know who else makes two sentence comedy?

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Biden administration doesn't invite China to the first-ever "Summit for Democracy" next month,

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You know how Google has autocorrect and gives an alternative search?

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The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"

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Staring at the ceiling, once again unable to sleep.

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I slip my fingers inside her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-suddenly she went down on me

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Thanks to all the people who helped me win the "funeral joke" October contest.

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Netflix is now streaming every episode of Chappelle's Show, and I have to admit, it's a great program!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I saw a chickpea once.	5
I had the grand opening of my 5 star restaurant yesterday and to my surprise one of the biggest food critics in the world attended and later kindly said that I put the "ooh" in food.	5
You know who else makes two sentence comedy?	5
Biden administration doesn't invite China to the first-ever "Summit for Democracy" next month,	5
You know how Google has autocorrect and gives an alternative search?	5
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"	5
Staring at the ceiling, once again unable to sleep.	5
I slip my fingers inside her to see if she was wet, and sure enough, she was-suddenly she went down on me	5
Thanks to all the people who helped me win the "funeral joke" October contest.	5
Netflix is now streaming every episode of Chappelle's Show, and I have to admit, it's a great program!	5